The Dog Rules This House | Laser Engraved Bamboo Sign

Same deal, different species. This laser-engraved bamboo sign makes the house rules clear for every dog household that gave up the illusion of control a long time ago — and is completely fine with it.

Made from sustainable bamboo with a crisp engraved finish, this sign brings humor and warmth to any dog-centered space. At approximately 10 x 7 inches, it's perfectly sized for a wall, shelf, or entryway — and makes a knowing, spot-on gift for any dog parent who has fully accepted their role.

• Laser engraved on sustainable bamboo with a smooth natural grain finish
• Measures approximately 10 x 7 inches — ideal for wall hanging or shelf display
• Lightweight and durable; natural bamboo grain gives each piece its own character
• A perfect gift for dog lovers, proud pet parents, and anyone whose dog has always been in charge

Made to order; please allow 3–5 business days before shipment. Ships carefully packaged. Explore the shop for more handmade home decor and laser engraved gifts.