{"product_id":"the-dog-rules-this-house","title":"The Dog Rules This House | Laser Engraved Bamboo Sign","description":"\u003cp\u003eSame deal, different species. This laser-engraved bamboo sign makes the house rules clear for every dog household that gave up the illusion of control a long time ago — and is completely fine with it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eMade from sustainable bamboo with a crisp engraved finish, this sign brings humor and warmth to any dog-centered space. At approximately 10 x 7 inches, it's perfectly sized for a wall, shelf, or entryway — and makes a knowing, spot-on gift for any dog parent who has fully accepted their role.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLaser engraved on sustainable bamboo with a smooth natural grain finish\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMeasures approximately 10 x 7 inches — ideal for wall hanging or shelf display\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLightweight and durable; natural bamboo grain gives each piece its own character\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA perfect gift for dog lovers, proud pet parents, and anyone whose dog has always been in charge\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eMade to order; please allow 3–5 business days before shipment. Ships carefully packaged. Explore the shop for more handmade home decor and laser engraved gifts.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Luminous Obscurity","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":46673934385351,"sku":"LO-9758-THE","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0731\/9958\/3431\/files\/20260409_113755.jpg?v=1782142479","url":"https:\/\/y3dq56-qj.myshopify.com\/products\/the-dog-rules-this-house","provider":"Luminous Obscurity","version":"1.0","type":"link"}